Praise "Bob"!

Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT! Now ARISE! "Bob" tells us to love the Yeti spawn, who needs no Head Launching to refill his Slack. Yet he still knows Time Control is his answer. He can find SLACK in a SMUG WORM! Yes, KILL ME! Or else the grace of 'Frop operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius at the same time, through the free blessing of Frop, is our only hope against the coming of the demonic Cthulhu. Hallelujah! Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! The SLOBBERING Glorps are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The evil Glorps are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?